Theodore & Clementine

Friday, November 10, 2006

real time with bill maher

i love this show. it is on hbo with new episodes every friday night 11pm/10c.

this is stolen from the show cause i thought it was a great list of "douchebags" (quoting bill maher)

lobbyist jack abramoff
aka the look of a bad dude and it is no hobby
(his hobby is to lobby but thank god his name is not bobby)
he went to the same high school as me argh!

ex house majority leader delay
hence his name and the #3 powerhouse behind the republican party after dick cheney and cheated by funneling corporate money (this is his actual mugshot taken when he was booked)

ex senator santorum
he is no saint from philly

katherine harris
she is the one who stopped the recount in florida when bush was in the lead in the 2000 election and it all went south from then on
(the poor creature must be in pain)

george allen
lost his football in virgina

mr ex secretary of defense
donald rumsfeld

supported by bush but resigned after election 2006 was over
scapegoat nonetheless

karl rove

thanks to him that bush is president twice in a row
now who is the loser of the bunch

k-fed

i think britney spears finally got her brain
he is only the sperm donor

saddam the insane
before
and
after
farewell to hang

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